Elvis wept

Where I work, there's a thirty-foot image of Elvis in all his gold-suited glory hanging in the lobby of our record store. You know you're not in Kansas anymore. We like the place. It's called Mugwumps, & no, I don't know why it's called Mugwumps. We're currently under owner number 5 0r 6, & they don't know why it's called Mugwumps either. They just know we showed a nice profit last year, & that's all that matters. We're the last of the indy record stores in Memphis. Welcome to my world.